An old engineer
An old engineer told me before he died
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An old engineer told me before he died
And I’ve no reason to believe he lied
Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum (2x)
That he had a wife with a cunt so wide
Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum
That he had a wife with a cunt so wide
That she was never satisfied
Ahum titty bum, titty bum, titty bum (2x)
So he built a prick of steel (2x)
Driven by a bloady great wheel.
Two brass balls were filled with cream (2x)
And the whole fucking issue was driven by steam.
Round and round went the bloody great wheel (2x)
And in and out went the prick of steel.
Up and up went the level of steam (2x)
And down and down went the level of cream.
Till at last the lady cried: (2x)
“Enough, enough, I’m satisfied”.
Now we come to the tragic bit (2x)
There was no way of stopping it.
She was split from arse to tits (2x)
And the whole bloody issue was covered with …
Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses
Covered all over from arse to tits
Covered all over with shit, shit, shit.